Anonymous: ur parents must be so proud of there fuked up spawn of satan ur so fucked lol


My parents are about as proud of me, as your grammar teacher is proud of you. Lucifer could probably spell “your” right. I would hate to be the spawn of anything that can’t find the “Caps Lock” button on their keyboard. 

If I take all the vegetables off my pizza, is my pizza still a vegetable?

Follow my friends sick blog please :3 

I can’t believe after next Sunday we’re going to have to wait eight fucking months for a new episode of The Walking Dead.